1132pm: I’m stressing. Stressing bad. I need an output. Quick.
A beautiful thing is never perfect.– Egyptian Proverb (via fawun)
WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY PISS OFF YOUR CRUSH.
belovedly-missunderstood: lady-starship: twinpersonalitys: hibiki-ganaha: andrewblushie: thatpunnyguy: andrewblushie: WHat if food didnt exist and we got nourishment from sex„„ Then tumblr would be starving worse then the Irish during the potato famine stOP MAKING MY POSTS FUNNIER THEN THEY WERE INTENDED TO BE would masturbation be cannibalism asking the big questions ...
casker: getallthemllamas: nataliejeanette: yuleriots: worth 11 seconds of my time every single time. always ofc this is my favorite thing on the entire internet
stupidstagram: stupidstagram: when i was a freshman in high school for the senior prank they took all the desks/chairs out of the school and shaped huge penis on the soccer field with them. U THINK IM JOKING
kawrying: so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t...– Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via ohhhemmax3)